I tried to pet Slugma today and then it occurred to me..
Slugma is incapable of being loved.
I cried for 3 hours straight.
Police officers rescued the little pup from an abusive owner. And then one adopted her.
THE FIRST POUNCE WAS ADORABLE, BUT THE SECOND ONE?????? I CAN’T TAKE THIS.
this is still fucking hilarious, you stupid woman.
ah yes, the most terrifying and aggressive dog ever: the pitbull
I almost don’t want to wake them up. But I have to, or else this training day’ll never get started, hehe.
gurl do you speak spanish because i think you are
microsoft word old man dog thing
goddamit i had to explain the pun